Bookish Decorator Gifts

Christmas Tree Decorated with Books.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Filet minion

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Shelter Cat Nap

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

The Hammer

"Can that be right?"

Pinata Trophies

Yard Sale

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

"I'll bet there's a story there."

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

Jackson Pollock the Spider

'If you're using this for research into your next book then you can sleep in the spare room!'

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

Dare to be different.

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

Robotic Flower Arranging

Long-legged clown...