Bookish With A Twist Gifts

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

"Cthulhu?? - Is that a christian name or a surname?"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"You're going to hate yourself."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Do it yourself books.

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

The Da Vinci Cod

K9 Literati

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

Tree Funeral

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"Some Debussy, Igor."

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

'If you're using this for research into your next book then you can sleep in the spare room!'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

K9 Authors.

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

A man uses a reaching tool to keep a book far enough out for him to read it.

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

The book is so much better than the film..

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"