Bookish With A Twist Gifts

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

"Cthulhu?? - Is that a christian name or a surname?"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"You're going to hate yourself."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Do it yourself books.

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

The Da Vinci Cod

K9 Literati

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

Tree Funeral

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

'If you're using this for research into your next book then you can sleep in the spare room!'

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

K9 Authors.

The book is so much better than the film..

Will Self deprecation

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

A man uses a reaching tool to keep a book far enough out for him to read it.

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."