Bookish Imaginations Gifts

Cut out and keep your own Mr Darcy!

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Marcel Proust

"Some Debussy, Igor."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

Reading in the family.

'If you're using this for research into your next book then you can sleep in the spare room!'

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

John Galsworthy

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

Will Self deprecation

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

DATING FOR NON-DUMMIES

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

Theory of Gravity

Bestsellers have sold so well there are none at all on the shelves.

The Human Ape.

Anna Burns

(The really ugly duckling)

"This part of space feels especially weird right now."

William Blake.

"Can I come with you? I need a grant."

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