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Cut out and keep your own Mr Darcy!

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Some Debussy, Igor."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

Reading in the family.

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

'If you're using this for research into your next book then you can sleep in the spare room!'

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

Will Self deprecation

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

John Galsworthy

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

Bestsellers have sold so well there are none at all on the shelves.

Theory of Gravity

DATING FOR NON-DUMMIES

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

(The really ugly duckling)

William Blake.

Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"