Book Lover With A Twist Gifts

Tree Funeral

Toilet Paper Crisis.

'I thought I'd just crease a few book spines while I catch up on my soaps.'

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"As I near my 9th life, I feel I’m entering a post-curious, pre-fatalist phase of existence."

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

Wheelchair lifts woman to top of library bookshelf.

Man watching book being read on television.

'You idiot!! I said to use kindling to start the fire!'

New - Books on Toilet Paper.

Do it yourself books.

How to profit by not buying books.

'Good book?'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Dr Jekyll and Mr Insecticide.

"I'm writing a book on everything I don't know about technology. It's a lot longer than I originally thought."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"Meet the author"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

First Novels.

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

hard-boiled egg...

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

Second hand furniture.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Gen-Next Library

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."