Bookish Wanderer Gifts

The Human Ape.

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

Library: cars...autobiography.

Bestsellers have sold so well there are none at all on the shelves.

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Marcel Proust

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

Reading in the family.

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

Lowbrow Lolita

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

Theory of Gravity

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

'Iambic tetrameter? Isn't that one of those conditions that's now an official disease?'

"I'm looking for a book on how to raise kids easily, but I can't seem to find it anywhere..."

(The really ugly duckling)

'Got anything on happy marriages?'

'Self-help books for cynics'

"'50 Shades of Grey?' - Oh you mean the 'Guide to Modern Music...'"

Book Publisher. Editor. It's perfect! A history of toasters as a pop-up book.

Spirituality.

"Can I come with you? I need a grant."

Summer Reads - Fall Reads!

Horror

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

'I'm not a famous writer, but I do make enough money to travel the country and sleep in my car.'

Edna O'Brien

Fairy narratives