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Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

Library: cars...autobiography.

Bestsellers have sold so well there are none at all on the shelves.

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

Reading in the family.

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Lowbrow Lolita

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

'Iambic tetrameter? Isn't that one of those conditions that's now an official disease?'

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

Theory of Gravity

"I'm looking for a book on how to raise kids easily, but I can't seem to find it anywhere..."

"'50 Shades of Grey?' - Oh you mean the 'Guide to Modern Music...'"

(The really ugly duckling)

'Got anything on happy marriages?'

'Self-help books for cynics'

Horror

Summer Reads - Fall Reads!

'I'm not a famous writer, but I do make enough money to travel the country and sleep in my car.'

Edna O'Brien

Fairy narratives

Books/How to get to the point/Volume 1

'I've just finished the Great American Grant Application.'

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

Motor Homes and Reading Material