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'Have you got any self-help books?'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

The practical psychopath

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Bookshop: Unpopular Economics

Crime in bookshop

"I'm after the history section."

Monster Self-Help

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Mysteries.

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

Books 'n' Carrots

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Books On Paper

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

Cookery/Bestsellers/Humour/Art.

Bestsellers have sold so well there are none at all on the shelves.

'Iambic tetrameter? Isn't that one of those conditions that's now an official disease?'

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

Book Shop.

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

Stephen King: The Bookstore

"I'm looking for a book on how to raise kids easily, but I can't seem to find it anywhere..."

Returning to reading

Hypnotizing Women

Crime

"My jacket blurbs used to have such conviction, he thought to himself wistfully."

Noisy Books