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Tired of being alone, it was time to try a different approach. 'My, how frugal. I like that in a man,' she lied.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

The practical psychopath

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Bookshop: Unpopular Economics

Crime in bookshop

Monster Self-Help

"I'm after the history section."

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Mysteries.

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

One book... One book... One book...

Books 'n' Carrots

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

Books On Paper

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

Pop Up Pointillism.

Sign in Simon's Books Ltd. Ask About Our High Definition Print.

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

"You're looking for 'Sex After Fifty'? That's in the 'fiction' department."

"I'm looking for a book on how to raise kids easily, but I can't seem to find it anywhere..."

Stephen King: The Bookstore

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

'Iambic tetrameter? Isn't that one of those conditions that's now an official disease?'

Book Shop.

Bestsellers have sold so well there are none at all on the shelves.

Crime

Returning to reading

Hypnotizing Women