Book Store Wanderer Mugs

Tired of being alone, it was time to try a different approach. 'My, how frugal. I like that in a man,' she lied.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

The practical psychopath

Bookshop: Unpopular Economics

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

Crime in bookshop

Monster Self-Help

"I'm after the history section."

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Mysteries.

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

One book... One book... One book...

Books 'n' Carrots

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Books On Paper

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

'Iambic tetrameter? Isn't that one of those conditions that's now an official disease?'

Stephen King: The Bookstore

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Pop Up Pointillism.

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

"You're looking for 'Sex After Fifty'? That's in the 'fiction' department."

Book Shop.

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

"I'm looking for a book on how to raise kids easily, but I can't seem to find it anywhere..."

Bestsellers have sold so well there are none at all on the shelves.

Returning to reading

Crime