Book Shop Wanderer Mugs

'Have you got any self-help books?'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

The practical psychopath

Bookshop: Unpopular Economics

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Monster Self-Help

"I'm after the history section."

Crime in bookshop

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Mysteries.

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Books 'n' Carrots

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

Books On Paper

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

"I'm looking for a book on how to raise kids easily, but I can't seem to find it anywhere..."

Stephen King: The Bookstore

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

Book Shop.

Bestsellers have sold so well there are none at all on the shelves.

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

'Iambic tetrameter? Isn't that one of those conditions that's now an official disease?'

Cookery/Bestsellers/Humour/Art.

Hypnotizing Women

Returning to reading

"My jacket blurbs used to have such conviction, he thought to himself wistfully."

Crime

Noisy Books