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Books On Paper

A wine snob prefers books that are full of snobbery and pedantry.

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

Hard to reach books.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Rare Books

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

The practical psychopath

Multi-Generational Books

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Myths and legends...

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

Monster Self-Help

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Mysteries.

Books vs mobile phones

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

Telling Self to Buzz Off

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

The-We-Don't-Do-Cappuccino Bookshop

Pre Pandemic/Post Pandemic

One book... One book... One book...

Books: Bartlett's Familiar Retweets