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'Book within a Book'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Rare Books

The practical psychopath

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Multi-Generational Books

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Myths and legends...

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Crime in bookshop

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Monster Self-Help

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

Book Thief in True Crime Department

Mysteries.

Books vs mobile phones

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Telling Self to Buzz Off

The-We-Don't-Do-Cappuccino Bookshop

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

Books*. *Batteries not included.