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Reading my Critics

Rare Books

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

The practical psychopath

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

So You've Cloned Yourself

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

Meet the author

"There goes our early night."

A Specialty Bookstore Chain that Failed, 'Untitled Books.'

Monster Self-Help

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Learn yourself English.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

The Month of August

Boy carrying Samuel Richardson's 'Clarissa' for his mistress

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

Book market

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

Mysteries.

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

Book Thief in True Crime Department