Store Wanderer T-Shirts

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'Going shopping together is not me going into the store while you wait in the car and listen to the game.'

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"Mr. Right!"

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

See you at the farmers market!

bird interprets modern art

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"I shop, therefore I am."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Art Gallery.

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"That must be the artist over there."

"I'm after the history section."

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

The sunglasses.

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

'I have one just like this at home. My five year old son painted it.'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."