Record Store Wanderer T-Shirts

Man buying Jack Johnson cd in the catagory of Hip Easy Listening.

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"I'm after the history section."

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

'Iambic tetrameter? Isn't that one of those conditions that's now an official disease?'

"I'm looking for a book on how to raise kids easily, but I can't seem to find it anywhere..."

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

Rusalka

Crime

"My jacket blurbs used to have such conviction, he thought to himself wistfully."

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

Werehouses.

Dummy no. 5836 was found lying in a pool of his own fake vomit.

"'50 Shades of Grey?' - Oh you mean the 'Guide to Modern Music...'"

'Self-help books for cynics'

'Got anything on happy marriages?'

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

A woman in glasses

"So obvious, there all the time"

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

Car dealer's sign: If you kick the tires, you've bought it!

'Oh, we're just here so Rusty can shop around for a new fence to dig under.'

"Today is catch-your-own day."

Spare a quid for an old hippy, man?

Horror