Record Store Wanderer Pillows

Man buying Jack Johnson cd in the catagory of Hip Easy Listening.

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"I'm after the history section."

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

"I'm looking for a book on how to raise kids easily, but I can't seem to find it anywhere..."

'Iambic tetrameter? Isn't that one of those conditions that's now an official disease?'

Crime

Rusalka

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

"My jacket blurbs used to have such conviction, he thought to himself wistfully."

'Got anything on happy marriages?'

'Self-help books for cynics'

"So obvious, there all the time"

"'50 Shades of Grey?' - Oh you mean the 'Guide to Modern Music...'"

Werehouses.

A woman in glasses

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

Spirituality.

Dummy no. 5836 was found lying in a pool of his own fake vomit.

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

"Excuse me, but you're standing in the way of progressive."

Car dealer's sign: If you kick the tires, you've bought it!

"Today is catch-your-own day."

'Oh, we're just here so Rusty can shop around for a new fence to dig under.'

Spare a quid for an old hippy, man?