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American History/Poetry/Biography.

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

Moses on the web

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Obsession with the Internet.

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Wikipedia...

Clickbait

To lessen the strain on their backs, many students are opting for the new Velcro shirts.

"I'm after the history section."

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

Silver Surfer.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

The Blob's Blog.

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

'Hmm...this new management fad is crazy enough that it might just work...'

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

Lowbrow Lolita

Tee-Hee-Bay - XXXL shoes.

"And that's our newscast. Don't forget to follow us on the Web for up-to-the-minute reactions of everything we've just told you."

Social Notworking

STRIP Hambone: The internet 'Where's it going?'

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

'C'mon! Visit me on the web!'

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

'The good news is, you write what you know. Unfortunately, you don't know much.'

"I gave you 24 hours to review and report on the Internet in thirty words or less. Now let's have it."

'When I googled myself, and nothing came up, I began to question my own existence!'

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'