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Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"Some Debussy, Igor."

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

Reading in the family.

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

John Galsworthy

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

Theory of Gravity

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Bestsellers have sold so well there are none at all on the shelves.

William Blake.

(The really ugly duckling)

'I found some information in this book for my school paper. How do I click 'print'?'

English major will work for food.

Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...

'I'm not a famous writer, but I do make enough money to travel the country and sleep in my car.'

My youthful jacket blurb writing showed such excitement, he thought with a sigh.