Bookish Decorator Mugs

Christmas Tree Decorated with Books.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Filet minion

Shelter Cat Nap

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Yard Sale

Pinata Trophies

The Hammer

"Can that be right?"

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

Dare to be different.

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

'If you're using this for research into your next book then you can sleep in the spare room!'

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

Robotic Flower Arranging

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

Long-legged clown...