Library Decorator Mugs

'I only collect the black-cover books.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Big Bang Theory.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Do your research!

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Painting the Ceiling

Paranormal A-Z...

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

'Bring out yer books!'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Two Generations of Readers

Myths and legends...

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."