Book Decor Aficionado Mugs

Library Waiting to Happen

Reading my Critics

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Cake Free Zone

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

"There goes our early night."

Meet the author

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Learn yourself English.

The joy of sects.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.