Shelf Styling Enthusiast Gifts

'. . . as shelves go it's okay - but I like to feel that my best work is ahead of me!'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

The Return Of The Minipants

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

Trendies, INC

Mysteries.

Bald Man Overcomb

"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours."

Mrs. H.G.Wells.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

Georgian head-dress

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

It bag and no knickers!

"If they fit, we can return them."

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

"It's a midriff warmer."

"I had a dress once."

"I forgot how to tie mine, too."

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

"Would you care to step out of the shop and see how it looks in the fog, Mr. Holmes?"