Shelf Styling Enthusiast Mugs

'. . . as shelves go it's okay - but I like to feel that my best work is ahead of me!'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

The Return Of The Minipants

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

Mysteries.

Bald Man Overcomb

Trendies, INC

"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours."

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

It bag and no knickers!

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Georgian head-dress

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"If they fit, we can return them."

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"It's a midriff warmer."

"I had a dress once."

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'