Shelf Organization Aficionado Gifts

'Organizing by alcohol content may have been a mistake. We've had to replace the floor eight times.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Can do...No can do

Gay Times...

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

'So, Jim, they tell me you're good at compartmentalizing!'

Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.

Tupperware Wolf

One Thing / Another

Doggie Door Inbox

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

"Would you really want to read a book by a comedian that didn't have wide margins?"

Cleaner

In, Out and Out of Sight.

"You'll have to clean your room by yourself. Your plea for disaster aid has been turned down by the President."

In, out, back.

Library. Frank, I need to locate some biographies. Do you know where these are? This King Tut book is stored in a box down in the basement. The Napoleon biography is with the short stories. And the Henry Ford book is in the autobiography section. Unfortunately, this Amelia Earhart profile is missing. It mysteriously disappeared years ago. And what about the Albert Einstein bio? It's right up there, on the top shelf. The book about Einstein and his theories is way over your head, Ernie!

"Frank?"

In-Basket: 'Value Deficient'... Out-Basket: 'Value Added'

In, out, and back in again trays

Hey! Built-ins! Carpenter Ants: Best-Case Scenario.

"I do too spark joy!"

"Ed, your lack of procrastination is causing some morale problems with the rest of the staff."

Ok, the first challenge is to throw out all the cheap crap in the swag bag we just gave you.

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

It was time to clear out her handbag.

Department of Geography: Latitude and Longitude.

Honey?! Can you bring up two crowbars to Twig's room? What for? She needs help. Mo-om! You're being extreme. Done! You've got plenty of space to hang your new Christmas clothes. Ok. I'll clean out my closet. Our work is done!

Fishing bug, Inc has 'catch' and 'release' desk organisers.

Cloak Rooms

'Please keep back, everyone! Let's give him the space he needs to work this out on his own!'

Library DIY Section