Shelf Stacking Specialist Mugs

The inventor of DIY shelving

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

Mrs. H.G.Wells.

Top - Perhaps

"I call it angle-poise"

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

Jobs for graduates

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"Just what, may I ask, do you think you're doing, Jennings?"

Library Waiting to Happen

'Put together beautifully. . . all you need now is some books.'

Book Store. I'm looking for a book on remodeling kitchen cabinets. Ah --- A "shelf-improvement" book!

Murder mystery bookshelf falls on passerby.

"Poor chap has just discovered his daughter has got in to medical school!"

Dogs as bookends.

I did it my way.

Full'pending' tray at Apathy Institute

"Oh, I always let Howard stuff the turkey....he was a gynecologist you know!"

'. . . as shelves go it's okay - but I like to feel that my best work is ahead of me!'

When you mentioned a t-shaped bracket...