Inventory Management Gifts

Oh dear. The part that needs replacing has been discontinued because the huge demand for it kept the factory from making other parts.

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

'...and here's a picture of the family arranged in FIFO order.'

"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."

"Gentlemen, inventory is building up at an alarming rate."

'Why do I always get stuck with the inventory?'

'We deal mostly in rolling stock...'

Warehousing - Real Estate

"I'm not sure they fully understand the concept of annual stocktaking."

'We're all out of the (bar code) but can I interest you in the (different bar code)?'

"We're drawing down our inventory since it can't seem to tear itself away."

JIT -Jittery Inventory Turnover

"Baldo, if anything, I'm a flexible boss. If you need to skip lunch today, that's okay with me."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'We haven't improved quality, but we've made it easier to return.'

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

Supply Chain

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

"I can't tel you what an honor it is to be the keynote speaker at the Supply Chain management Seminar."

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

Satis Factory Tour

Jack-in-the-Box Enterprises.

Pets. Puppy Yums. Fish. I need parrot sales figures and a kitten inventory estimate. I'll do a polly graph and a cat scan!

"We've geared up our American company to provide PPE for our healthcare providers, and we need 'Made in the USA' tags to on 'em! Problem is, USA tags are all Made In China."

"I told you all this would be yours someday, son, and today is that day."

"You say we're running low on stock? Couldn't we just print out some new ones?"

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

'I don't know about you, but I could do with a break.'

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

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