Inventory Audits Gifts

Satis Factory Tour

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Supply Chain

The IRS emptied my pouch.

IRS Audit Section

Counting dollars

IRS agent to professor scrutinizing tax return under microscope: 'Still looking for that tax loophole, professor?'

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

"Office of quality assurance"

'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.'

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

I can read this audit, but HOW should I read it...What is my MOTIVATION, how do I bring these figures to life,make them sing!... Colin often wondered whether accountancy had been the right career choice for him

'We've gone through your books and we demand payment in cash.'

"You say we're running low on stock? Couldn't we just print out some new ones?"

'A tax audit? I out sourced my books, records and book keeping to India months ago.'

'I dunno Jim...Accountancy just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

"The accounting change that contributed most to the quarter was adding three zeros to the revenue number."

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

Kate had originally been very enthusiastic to prepare the annual global audit plan.

Monster under the bed.

"Gentlemen, inventory is building up at an alarming rate."

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''