Inflation Navigator Gifts

Food prices.

'Ten Pounds for a packet of cornflakes!'

Heat or Eat

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

'Crisis'

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'What can you get with a quarter?'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

'You can't fire me! I'm too big to fail!'

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

'I think you need to reboot your fiscal compass.'

"Who's on duty today...you or me?"

'With the economy the way it is, there's no silver lining. In fact we sold that last week!'

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

There's no real oil emergency...

"Your job will be to make these results look Stellar."

"I'm not worried about Wall Street. I've got my money in my mattress."

"Gilts are keeping pace with inflation."

'Congratulations. Your old bloated 401K is now valued as a lean, mean 199F!'

"Actually, these are more valuable than the golden ones now."

"I'm here to pay off the last loan installment!"

'Do you realize we're all getting richer by charging each other more?'

Oil Rig with a giant plug.

Bankers waking up from cryo-sleep to explain the Fed's interest rate hike to you.

Mervyn King

"How about telling me where you buried the loot? With inflation and all, it won't be worth much when you get out."

'Consumer income takes a new hop ... Inflation... takes a new high-jump!'

Gas Prices

"What??? For that money I used to get at least a judge, a congressman, and a city councilman!!"

"I think I finally understand inflation."