Recession Investigator Gifts

'If nobody has any money, where did it all go?'

British savings accounts

Mario Draghi

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

'Crisis'

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

Economy.

'Money is a bit tight at the moment, so instead of cash we wondered whether you'd settle for 20% more meaningless protestations of how much we value you?'

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

'I've been sent by the board to ask if you'd be willing to cut your symbolic one dollar a year salary to fifty cents.'

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

"This just in! Due to downsizing, the mega-merger of Consolidated Industries and Humungous Corporation has been changed to a simple bankruptcy."

'You can't fire me! I'm too big to fail!'

White House Garage Sale.

Geezernomics - Crash of 1929.

Euro Bomb

R. Jones: Investment Advisor - Out Chasing Yield

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

Federal Guidelines

Grim Reaper leaning on scared trader.

The Boom-Bust Cycle of Capitalism

There's no real oil emergency...

"I can't go on reading this. . . I'm scared to death!"

Pandora Papers

"Your job will be to make these results look Stellar."

Profits - "It's worse than you think it goes down to the third floor."

Bad news airbag

Road to Recovery: Snakes and Ladders.