Economic Downturn Detective Gifts

"I remember when you used to see 3 or 4 of these a week!"

"All the signs were there. I should have known the company was headed for a nose-dive."

'It's a terrible time to be an Estate Agent.'

British savings accounts

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

Mario Draghi

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

Economy.

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

'I've been sent by the board to ask if you'd be willing to cut your symbolic one dollar a year salary to fifty cents.'

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

"And then, like an idiot, I turned to the boss and said 'Maybe the stock market isn't the only thing that's been overvalued!'"

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

'If nobody has any money, where did it all go?'

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

'That's where they keep all the money I don't have anymore.'

"This just in! Due to downsizing, the mega-merger of Consolidated Industries and Humungous Corporation has been changed to a simple bankruptcy."

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

Geezernomics - Crash of 1929.

'I'm sorry, Collin, but our Dreyfus Mid-Cap fund completely tanked, so we're going to have to let you go.'

'How long's he been out there?'

Euro Bomb

R. Jones: Investment Advisor - Out Chasing Yield

Grim Reaper leaning on scared trader.

Pandora Papers

Profits - "It's worse than you think it goes down to the third floor."

'We don't have a mission statement. We have a survival plan.'

'Bad news for those of you who believe goods and services should be exchanged for money.'

Didn't know as much about the market as I thought I did.

The turbulent euro.

Pork barrel projects vs Keynesian economics.