Economy Observer Gifts

Thanks a Trillion not Thanks a Million

'I'll serve your businessman's lunch, sir, as soon as the SEC's done examining it.'

'Yes, I know food prices are crazy, but get out of the fish pond, Dear!'

Beware: worst case scenario

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

Stock Market Roller-coaster.

'Unfortunately, it reminds me of our economy.'

'Here's an optimistic touch. My social security check was mailed with a ‘Forever Stamp.''

Euro Balloon: Please watch out for other currencies on your way down!

"One nice thing about this prolonged economic crisis - it's brought back the 3 Martini lunch."

'No, wait, that's not a bad idea! Put in a starbucks.'

'There's another business that's downsizing.'

Small dairy farmers have no future.

'She just said her first words...What an enormous budget deficit.'

"The price is up again? I hadn't noticed."

Mugged by the petrol pump.

"Keep out the barbarians my foot! That's an anti-inflation wall and no mistake!"

Jobs for graduates

Temp Agency - Foreign Sweatshops now hiring!

Business man panhandling with sign - waiting for change.

"I'm filling the pool - it's cheaper than water."

"Fellow M.B.A. graduates of the Class of '91—hey, what can I say?"

Tax relief.

"Sorry, we need this money to save the housing industry..."

"The economy is strong. People are willing to go hopelessly into debt again."

The Dollar Grave

"That's where all the real work's going on - they're all trying to find new mortgages."

Summer of Recovery Tour.

Counting Blessings

The Message

'The bad news is that the dollar is down -- the good news is that nobody seems to have any.'

Recession/Recovery

"A mixed day on wall street. Growth stocks were down. Beaten down stocks were up."

Energy companies come up with a package to help the old this winter.

Urban Decay