Unacceptable Social Behaviour
Health Crisis Observer Gifts
Searching for a meaningful gift for someone who keeps an eye on health crises? Our collection offers witty and caring items that celebrate their awareness and dedication. Perfect for friends, family, or colleagues who are always alert and compassionate during challenging times.
"I'm sorry, but due to the current virus crisis this is as close as you get to first base."
Under Cover of Darkness
Deaths from Coronavirus
"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."
'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'
'The doctor says he's going to have to give you a few more tests...'
'Long shift?'
'You can tell your grandkids, you rode the most expensive vehicle on Earth!'
'Whatever it is, you've got it bad and that ain't good.'
"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."
Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.
"Aways the victim."
North Korea
"I'm writing to mother to let her know how you're doing.Is deathbed one word or two?"
"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."
Covid Vaccines
'Now watch carefully. You can learn from my mistakes.'
S&P 500
Covid-19 vaccine - locally-sourced $50 /shot
"Wot? No toilet paper?"
"I'm through playing doctor. With insurance forms, co-payments, and malpractice suits, it's just no fun!"
"Those bullet holes are something new, aren't they?"
Euro-Meltdown
"Thank you for your input, but I think we can rule out anorexia."
Would You like Some Coronavirus with Your Wealth?
NCAA Bubble
Next! (liposuction specialist)
Intensive waiting.
Doctors Through the Ages...
"Thanks again Prime Minister. I'll see you in six weeks time."
Superspreader
God and the Devil play poker
Feel Good About Yourself - Give Me Money!
"You're prediabetic. I can't help you unless you decide to eat less sugar - or more sugar."
Health Crisis Observer Gifts Collection
Health Crisis Observer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for health crisis observers—quippy, heartfelt, and perfect for daily use.
Health Crisis Observer Pillows
Find a cozy pillow for health crisis observers—brighten their space with humor and appreciation.
Health Crisis Observer Prints
Discover inspiring prints for health crisis observers—motivational and witty art to decorate their work or living space.
Health Crisis Observer T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirts tailored for health crisis observers—funny, casual, and perfect for spreading awareness.