Hospital Life Observer Gifts

'You could go home tomorrow, but it will take the plumber three days to disconnect you.'

'That IS her care pathway.'

'But for his recurring hiccup attacks, there goes a great brain surgeon.'

'Unmitigated Gall! What kind of diagnosis is that?'

"You've never given a bed bath before, have you nurse?"

'Now watch carefully. You can learn from my mistakes.'

"You're lucky. The bed shortage was really bad last week."

'You can tell your grandkids, you rode the most expensive vehicle on Earth!'

Generic.

'Would you like a little turkey gravy in your drip Mr Barrington'

'It was a gift from a former patient of mine.'

'He's smiling because he died in his sleep and didn't know what was happening...'

'Long shift?'

"I'm writing to mother to let her know how you're doing.Is deathbed one word or two?"

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

Everything okay?

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

"Serendipity is not a strategy."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Terry had a computer bug.

'I'm looking for an assistant who knows my job, can do my job, but has no interest in having my job.'

"Life: play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, first love, brief happiness, breakup, regret, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, play, work, play, w

"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."

Life and Death

'Whatever it is, you've got it bad and that ain't good.'

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

'My salary increase got a few oo-hs.. but no ah-hs..'

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

'Put simply, we need our website to tell consumers all about our company without really telling them anything about our company,'

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

"Happy anniversary, dear. How about a second honeymoon?" "Sure. Who with?"

"I've got your letter in front of me now, sir."

"We'll have to retract that article. On of our co-authors is the night watchman."