Hospital Observer Gifts

'Whatever it is, you've got it bad and that ain't good.'

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

'Long shift?'

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

'You can tell your grandkids, you rode the most expensive vehicle on Earth!'

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'

'I suppose it was a blessing. Toward the end he was finding it very difficult to remain competitive.'

"What should we do with this extra part?"

You are here.

'This doesn't look good.'

"At our company everything is based on trust. You can trust that you can trust no one."

Sing along with Mueller

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Boris discover is where the 'money tree' is.

No matter where he worked, Frank always found himself six cubicles of separation removed from the fun crowd.

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

"To give him credit...normally I think these staff 'consultations' are a complete waste of time...but he's been in his office all morning working on our ideas."

'The medical society says yes, the hospital says maybe and his lawyer says no.'

Driving Mr. Qcrazy

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

"I'm writing to mother to let her know how you're doing.Is deathbed one word or two?"

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

'You know the rules, Mr Dotterill - you're only allowed one visitor at a time.'

'Now watch carefully. You can learn from my mistakes.'

"Responsibility? Me? Don't be silly. I'm a politician!"

Bob is worried about violating the chain of command.

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'