Operating Room Observer Gifts

"Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob."

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

"Most emphatic rejection of foreign tissue I've ever seen!"

"My son is failing out of medical school, so to help him get extra credit, I'm allowing him to operate on you."

A heart flies out during an operation.

"You seem drowsy, doctor."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

An organ flies across the room during an operation - 'Catch it...!'

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

'Whatever it is, you've got it bad and that ain't good.'

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

"If this isn't successful, the next one is on us."

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

"What should we do with this extra part?"

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

'The medical society says yes, the hospital says maybe and his lawyer says no.'

"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."

'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'

'You know the rules, Mr Dotterill - you're only allowed one visitor at a time.'

'The doctors said you were so nervous about the operation they had to give you a tranquiliser.'

All the other camels paid Edna alot more attention after she got her implants...

'Where's the first-aid kit?'

"Yee-ouch! That's gotta hurt."

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

'Doctor, I don't think the five-second rule applies to transplant organs.'

"Those bullet holes are something new, aren't they?"

'You're wrong - this is brain surgery!'

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."