
"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."
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"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."
Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.
'The doctor says he's going to have to give you a few more tests...'
'Long shift?'
'You can tell your grandkids, you rode the most expensive vehicle on Earth!'
'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'
'Whatever it is, you've got it bad and that ain't good.'
"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."
"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."
"I'm writing to mother to let her know how you're doing.Is deathbed one word or two?"
"I love people-watching."
'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'
'The medical society says yes, the hospital says maybe and his lawyer says no.'
"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."
'Now watch carefully. You can learn from my mistakes.'
Oculist.
Our occupations? I am a student of The Contemporary Scene and my friend, here is an observer of The Passing Parade.
All the other camels paid Edna alot more attention after she got her implants...
'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'
"Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob."
"I'm through playing doctor. With insurance forms, co-payments, and malpractice suits, it's just no fun!"
"Those bullet holes are something new, aren't they?"
"I have some good news and bad news, wonderful news, terrifying news, boring news, stunning news, technically incomprehensible news, news you should sit down to hear, and news you definitely won't take laying down. Which first?"
'His condition appears to imitate the stock market...good, good days...bad, bad days.'
A heart flies out during an operation.
"Thank you for your input, but I think we can rule out anorexia."
Wait a minute
Doctors Through the Ages...
Next! (liposuction specialist)
"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"
"You're prediabetic. I can't help you unless you decide to eat less sugar - or more sugar."
"Bob was raised in the wilderness by salmon."
'That IS her care pathway.'
"Not so much fun being people-watched back, eh?"
"You'll have to speak up. I'm very loud in here."
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