"I have some good news and bad news, wonderful news, terrifying news, boring news, stunning news, technically incomprehensible news, news you should sit down to hear, and news you definitely won't take laying down. Which first?"
Doctor-patient Dynamic Observer Gifts
Looking for unique gifts inspired by the doctor-patient dynamic? Our collection playfully celebrates medical life with charming designs that bring a smile to doctors and patients alike. Ideal for healthcare workers, medical students, or anyone who appreciates the humorous side of medicine.
"This position has become very important to the company."
Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.
'Whatever it is, you've got it bad and that ain't good.'
Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.
'Looks like Kryson is no longer in the inner circle.'
Good solution. Now we need a good problem.
'They're always going on and on about 'carrying management' so this seemed like a natural...'
"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."
'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'
'Hey, what do you want from me? As a primary care physician, ALL I DO is prescribe drugs and refer you to specialists.'
A doctor statue and a patient statue
"His ability to shoulder all the blame makes him irreplaceable."
"Excuse me, aren't you a cat?"
"Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob."
"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."
Conglomerates
"Those bullet holes are something new, aren't they?"
Don't jump! You haven't paid your five bucks for the office lottery pool yet!
'I love it! Blame flows down while credit goes up.'
Wait a minute
A heart flies out during an operation.
'His condition appears to imitate the stock market...good, good days...bad, bad days.'
"This new pharmacist gives me the willies." "Surprise! Make America Great Again!"
"Were letting you go, Hayward, because that's standard industry practice."
'Behind every successful man there's a woman, telling him he isn't successful enough.'
"Whew, am I glad there are more boys than girls in this class!"
"Most emphatic rejection of foreign tissue I've ever seen!"
"You're not making this easier for any of us."
"Get woke,woman! A lazy slob is what I identify as!"
Don couldn't figure it. His aftershave had worked great for that guy on tv
"Hey anesthesiologist! Pay attention!"
"My son is failing out of medical school, so to help him get extra credit, I'm allowing him to operate on you."
Well, I told you she fancied me!
Less than a quarter of GP trainees to stay in full-time clinical work according to survey.
Doctor-patient Dynamic Observer Gifts Collection
Doctor-patient Dynamic Observer Mugs
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Doctor-patient Dynamic Observer Pillows
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Doctor-patient Dynamic Observer Prints
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Doctor-patient Dynamic Observer T-Shirts
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