Doctor-patient Dynamic Observer Pillows

"I have some good news and bad news, wonderful news, terrifying news, boring news, stunning news, technically incomprehensible news, news you should sit down to hear, and news you definitely won't take laying down. Which first?"

"This position has become very important to the company."

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

'Whatever it is, you've got it bad and that ain't good.'

'Looks like Kryson is no longer in the inner circle.'

Good solution. Now we need a good problem.

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

'They're always going on and on about 'carrying management' so this seemed like a natural...'

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'

'Hey, what do you want from me? As a primary care physician, ALL I DO is prescribe drugs and refer you to specialists.'

A doctor statue and a patient statue

"His ability to shoulder all the blame makes him irreplaceable."

"Excuse me, aren't you a cat?"

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

"Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob."

Conglomerates

"Those bullet holes are something new, aren't they?"

'I love it! Blame flows down while credit goes up.'

Don't jump! You haven't paid your five bucks for the office lottery pool yet!

A heart flies out during an operation.

'His condition appears to imitate the stock market...good, good days...bad, bad days.'

"Most emphatic rejection of foreign tissue I've ever seen!"

"This new pharmacist gives me the willies." "Surprise! Make America Great Again!"

"Were letting you go, Hayward, because that's standard industry practice."

"Get woke,woman! A lazy slob is what I identify as!"

'Behind every successful man there's a woman, telling him he isn't successful enough.'

"You're not making this easier for any of us."

"Whew, am I glad there are more boys than girls in this class!"

"My son is failing out of medical school, so to help him get extra credit, I'm allowing him to operate on you."

Less than a quarter of GP trainees to stay in full-time clinical work according to survey.

Don couldn't figure it. His aftershave had worked great for that guy on tv

Well, I told you she fancied me!

"These pills are $10 if you're paying for them... and $200 if your company is paying for them."