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'Whatever it is, you've got it bad and that ain't good.'

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

He used to pass the buck, since being promoted to management he gets to call it delegating authority.

'The doctor says he's going to have to give you a few more tests...'

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

'Long shift?'

'You can tell your grandkids, you rode the most expensive vehicle on Earth!'

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'

'I suppose it was a blessing. Toward the end he was finding it very difficult to remain competitive.'

"What should we do with this extra part?"

You are here.

Sing along with Mueller

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

"At our company everything is based on trust. You can trust that you can trust no one."

'This doesn't look good.'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

C'mon, Bob, the associate chases the manager's tail, the manager chases the VP's tail, and the VP chases my tail for me – You know how this works.

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

Boris discover is where the 'money tree' is.

"To give him credit...normally I think these staff 'consultations' are a complete waste of time...but he's been in his office all morning working on our ideas."

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

No matter where he worked, Frank always found himself six cubicles of separation removed from the fun crowd.

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'The medical society says yes, the hospital says maybe and his lawyer says no.'

Driving Mr. Qcrazy

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

"I'm writing to mother to let her know how you're doing.Is deathbed one word or two?"

'You know the rules, Mr Dotterill - you're only allowed one visitor at a time.'

'Now watch carefully. You can learn from my mistakes.'

"Responsibility? Me? Don't be silly. I'm a politician!"

Oculist.