Euro-Meltdown
Crisis Observer Pillows
Add a touch of humor and perspective to their space with pillows that reflect their talent for observing and navigating crises with ease.
"I'm going to ride it out."
North Korea
"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."
'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'
Wall Street Couch
That's What Happens
He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!
World Economic Crisis.
'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'
Economy - USA.
Slipping and sliding down the slope...
I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.
"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."
'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'
'Money is a bit tight at the moment, so instead of cash we wondered whether you'd settle for 20% more meaningless protestations of how much we value you?'
The Three Kinds of People
"Victims of out-sorcery."
'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'
Economic Downturns
Greek Crisis
Exchange Rate.
'Would you please wipe away this difference?'
Euro against the Dollar.
'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'
V-O Day
'Get out there and keep your job!'
'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor
Stock Market Roller-coaster.
'Stocks are down. Bonds are down. Terrorism and natural disasters are up. Ask your doctor if medical marijuana is right for you...'
"Fellow M.B.A. graduates of the Class of '91—hey, what can I say?"
Stan believes in calling a spade a spade.
Capitalism.
"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense."
"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."
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Crisis Observer Mugs
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Crisis Observer T-Shirts
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