Chaos Observer Pillows

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

That's What Happens

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

Kiss the Commander in Chef

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Unrest Area.

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Chaos Theory Conference.

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"What?"