Chaos Observer Prints

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

Kiss the Commander in Chef

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

Unrest Area.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Chaos Theory Conference.

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense."

"What?"