Chaos Admirer Pillows

Stuff Happened

Inexact Science Lab

'... and you say sorry for blowing raspberries during his closing address.'

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"The way I figure it is one glass broken is one glass less to wash!"

A home where the buffalo roamed.

"Honk if you support us."

Drunk yelling guy on bus/President.

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'Okay,send in the patient suffering from nervous tension.'

'There's bottom! Oops! That's not it...Here's bottom!...nope...'

Unlucky sculpture.

Face painting.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Spontaneous Kombucha

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Paging for a Doctor

Unrest Area.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Meowlzebub

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'