Fate Meets Fatima in Fallujah
Conflict Observer Gifts
Searching for a gift for someone who naturally observes and mediates conflicts? Our collection offers witty and thoughtful items that honor their calm, diplomatic nature, perfect for those who bring harmony wherever they go.
Meddling in Iraq
That's What Happens
The Odd Couple
Russia Offers Ukrainian's a Humanitarian Corridor to Russia
Israel's next move?
Aleppo & the World
Russia's war against terrorism.
Eyes watch a fight.
Genocide in Gaza
Putin is distressed
"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."
'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'
US strike on Syria.
'I'll fix the problem... you fix the blame.'
"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"
A series of cameras go through a war zone.
'I take it this department has had conflicts.'
Calling the IDF
Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs
'We're facing a hostile takeover.'
"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"
'Busting balls since 1983.'
'I think the problem is, Lydia, you're a man-hater and Robert, you're a woman-hater, and I can't stand either one of you.'
Saigon 1975/Kabul 2021 - Deja Voodoo
"Victory!"
Ebola Virus
North Korea
"The Jacksons will be there in about an hour and I promise you guys an epic fight!"
'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'
Count Putin
'Oh you mean that silly little email.'
"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"
Tension in middle east
'When the going gets tough, the tough SUE.'
Conflict Observer Gifts Collection
Conflict Observer Mugs
Curious about more gifts for conflict observers? Check out our collection of witty and thoughtful mugs that celebrate their peacekeeping talents.
Conflict Observer Pillows
Add comfort and humor with pillows crafted for those who excel at calming conflicts—ideal for bedrooms or offices.
Conflict Observer Prints
Decorate with prints that humorously highlight the conflict observer’s talent for keeping peace—perfect for any sagacious space.
Conflict Observer T-Shirts
Looking for wearable appreciation? Browse our T-shirts designed for conflict observers, blending humor and respect for their diplomatic skills.