Corporate Conflict Observer Gifts

"This symposium has gotten completely out of hand!"

"Good boy."

'Pssst! Straighten up, here come the bigwigs.'

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

That's What Happens

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

'Comments? Thoughts? Anyone?'

"I'll put your application on file, Mr. Brandt, but I'm quite happy with my current paperweight."

St. Elmo's fired.

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

"To make things more democratic, I've decided to introduce a round-table policy."

'I like people.. but not a whole lot.'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

"They grow up so fast."

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

Corporate Greed.

'It's either the worst idea to attract new clients I've ever seen, or the best...'

'Mr. Donovan, is it all right if I tie my shoelace?'

State of the Union

'We have to be forthright with the public. We have to have their confidence. We have to convince them we're working for the common good. Then we can invade their privacy.'

'In five year's time?... I see myself on that side of the desk telling you it's a great shame, thanks for all your hard work, but I'm going to have to let you go!'

'Rabner is tops in customer retention.'

Thanks, I'd like to accept the job, but what is the salary? Sorry, it's against company policy to disclose that!

Board of directors of a baby products company suck their thumbs after realising sales and profits are down.

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

'Nothing has come to my attention today and I want to know why.'

The World Pharmaceutical Corporation

'Their ruling's all about Freedom of Speech...which allows us to say, 'We have the right to influence elections''

"Can you smell that, Jacobs? That’s the smell of me about to offer you a retirement package."

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

'For those of you who don't wish to know the results of our executives pay...turn away now.'

"Before you ask for a raise, I need you to be aware I've got a map of your brain on my mobile."

Political Integrity Explained