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The New York Times Blog Review.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

But is it organic?

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Schrodinger's Black Box

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"Then what happened?"

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Do Guns Kill?

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'Can you debunk my essay?'

Idle parts

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

Plasma Ball

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

"Yes, I'm sure that going to school isn't the same as eating from the Tree of Knowledge."

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"