Passionate Viewer Pillows

'She's always like this when Wimbledon ends.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

The Book Lover

"That's the preacher's dog."

Johnny Winter.

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Flag bearers

Tony's work had taught him that if a thing was worth doing it was worth doing really,,,REALLY well

Burning love

I'd climb the highest mountain for you...

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

TV and man

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

Masochistic Soccer Fan

'It had been one of those long, smouldering, passionate kisses that seem to last forever'

Focoso - to sing with fire and passion.

Religious man watching religious TV

"Oh, he's been counting sheep-shearing shows."

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

"A movie? I would rather watch this!"

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

"I thought I still had lots of fire in the belly for this job, but it turned out to be gas."

"You don't need to conduct me so hard-I'm right here."

Religious marketing, televangelist jumping out of hte TV

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

"Jehoshaphat! Look at that gait!"

'Sometimes the truth isn't in 'safe' or 'out', but somewhere in between.'

Men watching football as their ship sinks.

"What happened, honey? Was your team defeated again?"

'Watchin' the world go by, George?'