Devoted Spectator Pillows

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"I AM at my usual position."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

Watching telly

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

I told you you weren't allowed to stretch before the seventh inning. Security.

TV and man

Octopus in the bleachers.

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

'I thought you wanted to get more involved with my sports.'

Fresh hamsters on a stick.

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

Religious man watching religious TV

Winter Olympics

I love Kung Fu.

"They went together, doctor!"