Devoted Spectator Pillows

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"I AM at my usual position."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

Watching telly

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

TV and man

Octopus in the bleachers.

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

'I thought you wanted to get more involved with my sports.'

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

Fresh hamsters on a stick.

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

Religious man watching religious TV

Winter Olympics

I love Kung Fu.

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-The Crews Approach Putney Bridge