Devoted Sports Follower Pillows

Football Hooligan.

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bowled over again!

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Go team!

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Raheem Sterling

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Spring Training

350 Feet.

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Ball as water-melon.